sorry for the TMI..... but I HATE PICKLES!!!!!!

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So I didnt sleep a wink last night because I was up with gas pains that hurt so bad I thought i was going to have to go to the ER!! I seem to have a VERY hard time passing gas like normal people, so for me it just makes me really bloated and MISERABLE!!!!!

So I finally decided at 6am to take a hot bath and try and relax through the cramping from HELL... that didnt help much and neither did all the 101 positions I tried to use for relief!!!

Normally in the mornings I have to take a Zofrain for my nausea so I don't throw up half of New York, but I knew if I took it this morning I would definantly half to go to the ER and may not survive! See the Zofrain gives me stomach pain, which I was already having enough of and didn't need more!!

Well, boy was I wrong on that thought.... I would have much rather had more stomach pain then what I was about to endure... 

Of course I got sick because I didnt  take the Zofrain, but it slipt my mind that last night I had FRIED PICKLES from Mimis Cafe that my stomach hadn't digested because it was too stinking busy worrying about the gas pain all night!!!! So, there I am head in toilet having the  worst vommitting experience of my life already when all of a sudden.... you guessed  it- my nose started to vomit too and burned like pickle juice on fire!!!!! I started SCREAMING in pain and crying that it only made it worse but I thought for sure I was going to die!!!! I had never felt ridiculous pain like that before!! So I started pouring water in my nose thinking it would help.. It helped with the pain but 30 min. later it had done its job of cleansing, and here comes the rest of the pickles....!!!

If you finished that blog, needless to say I am still alive but I dont think this burning will go away for quite some time, and I also know that if I EVER see another PICKLE again I am almost guaranteed I will loose it!!!!

I normally don't share vivid, disgusting pregnancy tales but you have to admit this was  funny story and I just couldn't resist telling... even though at the time it WAS NOT FUNNY at all!!!!